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Nice & Naughty Nursery RhymesDiscover the delightful collection of 'Nice & Naughty Nursery Rhymes,' authored by the witty Garrick Tremain. This charming paperback, measuring 170 x 240 mm and featuring 72 entertaining pages, is perfect for children and adults alike who appreciate a playful twist on classic rhymes. Dive into the wild world of Tremain's colorful characters as they bring to life the hilariously inappropriate escapades and cheeky antics of nursery rhymes from an
Discover the delightful collection of 'Nice & Naughty Nursery Rhymes,' authored by the witty Garrick Tremain. This charming paperback, measuring 170 x 240 mm and featuring 72 entertaining pages, is perfect for children and adults alike who appreciate a playful twist on classic rhymes. Dive into the wild world of Tremain's colorful characters as they bring to life the hilariously inappropriate escapades and cheeky antics of nursery rhymes from an entirely fresh perspective. With a unique blend of humor and irreverence, these nursery rhymes redefine storytelling for modern audiences. Not only do they entertain, but they also inspire laughter and imagination, making them ideal for bedtime stories or family reading sessions. The book includes favorites like the spirited cockerel who insists on singing at dawn, charmingly disrupting the peace. With mounting rave reviews—"A fascinating journey through the nether regions" by Eric Newby—you'll find every page a joyful ride. This collection is not just a book, but a vibrant journey into the enchanting and slightly naughty world of rhymes. Published on August 31, 2013, and already achieving Gold and Platinum status, this beloved title has resonated with thousands, having sold over 15,000 copies. Ideal for gifting or personal enjoyment, this is a treasure for any book collection. Remember, we are happy to combine shipping! Smartfox NZ is an Auckland-based, NZ-owned business ensuring that this product is readily available with no unexpected import charges, custom duties, or taxes.CONDITION: Brand New
Dimensions: 170 x 240 mm
Pages: 72
Bind: paperback
Author: Garrick Tremain Publisher: Garrick Tremain
Publication Date: 31-08-2013
The Cockerel:
A noisy little cockerel
Would sing at break of day:
Dogs would bark, kids would cry
From bloody miles away.
Folk signed a petition
To say it wasn’t proper;
The cockerel said “Hey get a life!
I’m Bantam of the Opera”.
A collection of “Nice and Naughty” rhymes each illustrated with Garrick Tremain’s colourful characters.
“A fascinating journey through the nether regions” - Eric Newby
“Mr Tremain is very funny, but awfully untidy” - Mrs Tremain
About the Author:
For 20 of the past 25 years Garrick Tremain has been New Zealand's most widely published editorial cartoonist. He has enjoyed an avid daily readership in many regions of the country, most fervently in Otago, Canterbury and Nelson. This as an adjunct to his work as a successful landscape painter.
In recent years he has written and illustrated two books of comic verse. In 2005 he set out to write a book of nursery rhymes for children but could not resist putting a risque slant on most verses. Hence he titled it "NURSERY RHYMES MOTHER NEVER READ YOU". It quickly achieved Gold and Platinum status. Now in it's 6th edition it has sold over 15,000 copies.
We are happy to combine shipping. Smartfox is a NZ owned business located in Auckland. This product is in stock in NZ which means no unexpected import charges, custom duty or tax.
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★★★★★ 5
delightful read
Format: Kindle
What a delightful read. The characters are awesome, the plot was so good, I loved it. I was intrigued and it kept me wanting more. Told in multiple pov, the book sucks you in and doesn’t let go. I cannot wait to read the next book.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2025
★★★★★ 4
not bad
Format: Kindle
I loved the plot of this book. The characters just didn’t have a lot of depth. The connections and “love” just weren’t communicated very well in the writing. The author didn’t write the sweet psycho trope very well at all either. Lachlan was just a mess of a character.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 17, 2023
★★★★★ 5
A Beta Worth Rooting For
Format: Kindle
In Spare, Violet Fox flips the omegaverse on its head, giving us a Beta heroine determined to make her mark. Joining the Beta Trials to support her sick father, she's thrown into a pack that doesn't want her, especially the possessive Alphas.
But here's the twist: their sweet Omega turns out to be her scent match. Cue the angst, forbidden tension, and a slow-burn romance that will make your heart ache in the best way.
Violet Fox delivers an emotional, refreshing take on the genre, proving Betas aren't "spares." They're stars.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 10, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
Format: Kindle
Omegas are precious and given to Alphas & their packs... but the Betas want in too. To this end, the Beta government is rolling out its trial of assigning a Beta to each Alpha-Omega pack. But forcing a Beta into a pack where they are not wanted will not end well... Of course, no one expected the Omega to fall for the assigned Beta. Great read and cliffhanger
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2025
★★★★★ 3
A familiar story, just with…..less.
Format: Kindle
So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters.
That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception.
SPOILER:
The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured.
I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2024