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Balls Pinata with a Pecker BatIs whacking open a dick shaped pinata too boring for your bachelorette party? How about whacking open a balls shaped pinata, using a dick shaped bat! Hot Facts Pinata measures 15" x 17" Includes a penis shaped bat Blindfold not included Item Description Okay, Im about to say something I never thought I would say in a million years: Ive kind of gotten tired of smacking penises with bats. I know, I cant believe it either. I thought whacking penis
Is whacking open a dick-shaped pinata too boring for your bachelorette party? How about whacking open a balls-shaped pinata, using a dick-shaped bat!
Hot Facts
Pinata measures 15" x 17"
Includes a penis-shaped bat
Blindfold not included
Item Description
Okay, I’m about to say something I never thought I would say in a million years: I’ve kind of gotten tired of smacking penises with bats. I know, I can’t believe it either. I thought whacking penis pinatas was my one true calling in life; that I would keep doing it all the way up until the ripe old age of retirement. But I’ve just seen so many penis piñata at this point. Sure, some are a little bigger than others, and some have sillier faces, but ultimately, they’re all the same. It’s a big penis and you whack it with a stick until candy comes out. Yawn.
But wait... what’s this? Could it be... a new way to take out my aggression toward the male reproductive organs? It is! It is! Hallelujah, my passion for penis-based violence has been restored!
The BallBuster piñata and Pecker Bat is exactly what it sounds like: a piñata shaped like a hairy pink ballsack (complete with a goofy cartoon face, of course) and a neon pink bat to whack it with. Because every girl knows that the only thing better than whacking a penis as hard as you can is whacking a pair of balls as hard as you can. Using a penis. Freud would probably have something to say about that. For extra phallic fun, fill it with penis-shaped candy. I would suggest filling it with ballsack-shaped candy, too, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t exist... yet. But in a world where you can smack a ballsack pinata with a penis bat, I now believe that anything is possible.
Comes with one piñata and one bat. Blindfold not included. Pinata measures approximately 15 inches tall by 17 inches wide at its widest point.
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