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Memelord T-ShirtNobody you know rocks danker. If the Great Meme War is lost, it won't be because of your efforts. You're a harvester of sorrows with all the woke tears you induce. Just look at the last side eye monkey puppet you dropped. That's 45 solid likes that nobody can ever take from you. At least until you're banned again. These shirts aim to please as they're objectively the most popular style of tee we've sold for over last 7 of our 24 years. They're made
Nobody you know rocks danker. If the Great Meme War is lost, it won't be because of your efforts. You're a harvester of sorrows with all the woke tears you induce. Just look at the last side-eye monkey puppet you dropped. That's 45 solid likes that nobody can ever take from you. At least until you're banned again.These shirts aim to please as they're objectively the most popular style of tee we've sold for over last 7 of our 24 years. They're made with combed ringspun cotton on the world's largest looms, side-seamed for a better fit, and even sport our absurdly "eco-friendly" state-of-the-art non-plastisol printing that we don't brag so much about, but it is really cool and beautiful. (It better be for the cost of the damn printers.)
Of course, if you don't like it we have that return and exchange policy anyway. So it's not a huge deal.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed in the USA on imported textiles - (Meaning it's loomed here in the states, then shipped down to Central America for stitching under strict non-sweatshop conditions by seamstresses that are both incredibly sweet and startlingly skilled, then shipped all the way back to our facility in the states where we print and ship to you because NAFTA basically ruined the American textile industry despite incredible innovations in technology and logistics in the last 30 years. Thanks, government.)
Size guide
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (inches) | 28 | 18 |
| M (inches) | 29 | 20 |
| L (inches) | 30 | 22 |
| XL (inches) | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL (inches) | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL (inches) | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL (inches) | 35 | 31 |
| LENGTH | WIDTH | |
| S (cm) | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M (cm) | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L (cm) | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL (cm) | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL (cm) | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL (cm) | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL (cm) | 86.4 | 76.2 |
| 5XL (cm) | 89 | 78.7 |
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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★★★★★ 5
Nice
Size: Small, Color: Bunny, Size: Small, Color: Bunny
Cute, dog loves it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Defective toy and inconsistent quality.
Size: X-Large, Color: Raccoon, Size: X-Large, Color: Raccoon
My initial review was 5 stars based on my experience with a previous order (blue raccoon) and the fact my puppy was immediately interested in it. However, I did not give it to her to play with until this past Friday (May 21, 2026) because she had the first one I bought. In a matter of 2 days the seam on the back and at the base of the head unraveled and all of the stuffing was scattered all over the room. I thought I’d found some good, high quality, toys for her but apparently this one was defective because the first one had had a lot of use and I’d still in decent shape. This is too much money to pay for a dog toy that only lasts a day or two so be advised they aren’t all good.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Bigger, louder, crinklier, softer, than expected!
Size: X-Large, Color: Rabbit
My dog was gifted a collection of used toys and he really likes a very long stuffed pig which, unfortunately, another dog that is a destructive chewer, totally destroyed. I decided to break down and buy him another long stuffed toy today and since he's always blissfully watching rabbits in the yard and neighborhood I chose the rabbit version. This thing is huge which is great for him- he's 62 lbs and 7 months old and only half grown. He loves it, it has multiple LOUD squeakers, lots of crinkly spots, and fun ears/legs to grab hold off. He's a big fan and it's made with K9 Tuff Guard which LASTS. Super soft and easy to wash.
Update after 2 months- easy to wash and looks new after a washing. very durable so far, standing up to indoor and outdoor use. He is not a destructive chewer but whips them around, tramples on them, steps on them while running top speed and chomps on the annoying squeaker for hours. one squeaker has a hole and its tune is now slightly muted (thank god)
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Reviewed in the United States on August 24, 2019
★★★★★ 1
Had big hole in it
Color: Perching Perfection, Size: 7.5" x 6.75" x 6"
This toy had a hole in it when I got it. Like they missed a seam. I meant to return it. But I had a lot going on and forgot to. My dog loved it when I showed it to him. I handed it to him then realized it had a big hole and I had to take it away. Poor guy. He really wanted it.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2026
★★★★★ 1
STEER CLEAR
Color: Can’T Be Tamed, Size: 9.5" h x 8" w x 4.5" d, Color: Can’T Be Tamed, Size: 9.5" h x 8" w x 4.5" d
Very thin and cheaply made! Same brand sold in Sam's Club in a 3-pack was of much better quality! Steer clear of these!!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026