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40 Too Long

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40 Too LongSide A Tracks: 1. Dice Goes To The Mall 2. Dice Talks To The Salesmen 3. Dice Buys A Suit 4. Dice On Disasters 5. Dice On Nutrition 6. Dice Just Says No Leno 7. Dice On Redheads 8. Dice On Lasting Relationships 9. Dice The Advocate 10. Dice Stops For Gas 11. Dice On Reading Material 12. Dice On Orgasms 13. Dice's Checklist 14. "What A Mess" 15. Dice On Redheaded Men Side B Tracks: 1. Dice Knows When To Say When 2. Dice On Complaints 3. Dice On

Side A Tracks:

1. Dice Goes To The Mall
2. Dice Talks To The Salesmen
3. Dice Buys A Suit
4. Dice On Disasters
5. Dice On Nutrition
6. Dice Just Says No Leno
7. Dice On Redheads
8. Dice On Lasting Relationships
9. Dice The Advocate
10. Dice Stops For Gas
11. Dice On Reading Material
12. Dice On Orgasms
13. Dice's Checklist
14. "What A Mess"
15. Dice On Redheaded Men

Side B Tracks:

1. Dice Knows When To Say When
2. Dice On Complaints
3. Dice On Truckdrivers
4. Dice Jerks Off
5. Dice On Manners
6. Dice Vs. PeeWee
7. Dice At The Drive Thru
8. Dice Gets Creative In Bed
9. Dice Learns To Mambo
10. Dice On Bodybuilders
11. Dice Does It Like Dis
12. Dice Has Random Thoughts
13. Dice Greeting Cards
14. Dice Rewrites History
15. Let Yourself Go
16. You May Be Dancing With Me

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ShopMom
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Brightens up the whole patio!
Size: 9ft, Color: Apple Green
I am so happy with this umbrella! The "Apple Green" color is gorgeous—it’s super vibrant and really makes my backyard feel more tropical and fun. The crank is smooth and easy to use, so I don’t have to struggle to get it open, and the push-button tilt is a total lifesaver when the sun starts to dip in the afternoon. It feels much sturdier than the one I replaced; the ribs seem solid and it hasn't budged during our usual afternoon breezes. It provides a ton of shade for our table, and you can tell the fabric is thick enough to actually block the heat. If you want a pop of color and a reliable umbrella that doesn't cost a fortune, this one is perfect!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
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Debbie Caperton
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
High quality. Umbrella crank works smoothly. Love it!
Size: 9ft, Color: Peacock Blue, Size: 9ft, Color: Peacock Blue
This umbrella and rug, both from Amazon, look beautiful on my deck! I'm thrilled with them both! My deck is my favorite happy place! The colors are very impressive. Great price 👍
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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Candace Harding
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 4
Mostly well made…
Size: 9ft, Color: Dark Blue, Size: 9ft, Color: Dark Blue
The umbrella itself is made out of great fabric and the color is accurate to the photo. However, we’ve had it for less than a month and the piece that controls the angle of the umbrella has already broken off. It still works, but will always be at an angle now.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026
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Kim Strom
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Bright colors, sturdy made umbrella
Color: Blue Green Striped, Size: 9ft
Beautiful umbrella. The colors are bright and striking. Good sturdy design.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2026
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Martha A. Cheves
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Buy for quality & price
I've bought many patio umbrellas over the past 22 years and must say this is the best yet. Not just in quality but also price. I bought the 10' & it's the perfect size for my patio, I've sat under it a couple of times in the sun & the sun never gets through to me. Plus, I'm 75 yrs. old & had it put up in about 5 minutes. Great buy
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Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2025

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